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This is the stuff I think I can’t live without.  Considering we’re all in the same freaky ark on our way to the promised land, you might like something off my list:

1. Stainless Steel Speculum - I’m big into medical play.  I have these fantasies about having an exam and then being taken advantage of by the doctor I so trust… I do a lot of medical play in my pro-domme biz.
2. The Sims Anal Speculum - Kind of goes along with #1.
3. Wartenberg Wheel - I used to have one, but who knows where it went?!
4. Vibrating Pleasure Periscope - Provides a lit view into whatever orifice you’ve inserted it into.
5. Black Latex Gloves - Latex is delicious, but I’m 36 and I’ve had 2 babies… latex isn’t forgiving.  But I can still wear things like Black Latex Gloves and Stockings, damnit!
6. Tweezer Nipple Clamps - As American as Apple Pie
7. Ophelia Corset - I’ve wanted this corset for a year!  I keep thinking that Chris Martin will see that and send it to me in a box with a note that says, ” Meet Me Backstage In Atlanta on November 11th”.  Oh, and if you need a larger size, they have a nice curvy version of this corset.  You girls know that I love curves!
8. The Anal Rope Master Hook - You know the one - you’ve seen it in all the best movies lately.  The little end with the ball on it goes in her/his ass and the other end is tied to…  whatever you want to tie it to.  Love it!
9. The Latex Vacuum Bed - For those who like the feeling of encasement and complete vulnerability.
10. Universal Nipple Enlarger - I’ve used these once and I loved them.  You use a little bulb suction to pull your nipple into the tube and then slide a band over it, leaving your nipple big and hard.  Since MDS has a nipple fetish, I like this toy a lot.  He has also used it on my clit, so I think that’s an added benefit.

So there you go - my handpicked Breathplay.info/Stockroom.com wishlist.  I hope you find something you can’t live without.  Incidentally, if you buy something from my list here, you’ll be supporting Breathplay.info.  Being this kinky is expensive!

I grew up a good little Catholic girl. As a young girl, I attended Catholic school, but I don’t remember the nuns ever looking like this. This latex nun costume is available through Liberator.com, but it’s a little difficult to find. Click on the Liberator link above, then click on Lingerie, and then click on Latex, and Costumes, and (at last) Sister Seduction. I would just give you the direct link, but I’ll be honest with you — if you go this way, I’ll make a little commission off of your purchase (which funds my kinky behavior).

This bondage blog loves a good deal on staples. Vibrators, in my world, are a staple product, like grain, and rice. Extreme Restraints (extremerestraints.com) is using the Easter season as a reason to hold a sale on rabbit vibes, and eggs. In this day and age, rabbit vibes are as ubiquitous as the Hitachi Magic Wand. Vibrating eggs have been around forever, and you should have one, since your grandmother had one, and you’re cooler than she, yes?

So, because a long time ago, a guy some people say was magic came back to life, you now have a 10% discount on the rabbits and eggs at Extreme Restraints. And… because we porn folk tend toward the secular, the sale will last longer until the 30th of March.

Originally Posted On Marky D. Sade.

This bondage blog LOVES Madison Young. This week she’s a submissive latex maid on Wired Pussy (wiredpussy.com) getting the forced orgasm violet wand treatment from her Mistress. I love Madison Young as a submissive, and I love her as a Mistress. She’s yummy, smart, and crazy beautiful. I have a weakness for green eyed redheads, as my wife Catalina has those traits. Wired Pussy is one of the best bondage sites I’ve seen. The forced orgasms from the TENS units, violet wands and E-stim toys are intense, and real. Wired Pussy puts on live shows for their members, in which you can login and participate in the scene. If you want a larger portion of Madison Young (and who doesn’t), you can find her movies in my Video On Demand Theater. It’s easy to use, and you can pay by the minute so…. you know.

Ponyplay has never been more erotic than in this shoot with fetish model Kumi (kumimonster.com) I’ve found. This fetish blog digs anything sexy, no matter how odd. Equus play is popular, as evidenced by House Of Gord, and the pony play items for sale at the Stockroom, and Extreme Restraints. Someone’s buying it. Why not you? Kumi looks so sexy in her latex and bridle. God, I love her nipples. Yumi, kumi.

 This fetish blog can hook you up. You like breathplay? You think you’re kinky? Corset piercings? Cool. That’ll get you in, I guess. Gas mask? What for? Sex? Holy shit? Really? How? You use the hose to control the breathing of your submissive partner? Holy Shit. Here are the keys to Badassburg. That’s what will happen, I promise. Buy a bondage gas mask from Extreme Restraints, and have a cool conversation piece… and yes, you can probably make a bong out of it, but it would be wrong. $58 for the sex toy equivalent of a human skull. Cheap.